Going Out On Top
By Julia Ioffe
Since Quitting
Hardcore, Lena Berkova Is
Teaching Porn Stagecraft,
Starting Her Own Political Party
And Bringing “The World’s
Thinnest Models” Into The U.S.
The last time I spoke to Lena
Berkova, Russia’s preeminent
porn star, she had just woken
up—at nine in the evening.
“The young lady drank too much
last night, you see,” her
manager Sasha Valov tells me.
“She’s not feeling too well.”
But Berkova, a disciplined
entrepreneur, knows the value of
putting on a good show for the
Western press. “It’s kind of
hard for me to talk right now,
but let’s talk anyway,” she
insists, registering the weary
notes of metabolized ethanol.
“Plus,” she adds, switching into
her usual deferent breathiness,
“Sasha yelled at me for it, so
we should talk.”
Like many of her less successful
colleagues’ paths to fame,
Berkova’s is littered with men
who, well, yelled at her. At 14,
she met a dashing young Armenian
named Albert in her home town of
Nikolayevo, Ukraine. Albert,
then 33, was young only in
absolute terms, but he ran a
successful marriage agency that
helped foreign men find the
desperate Ukrainian loves of
their lives. Albert kept Lena
for himself, marrying her in
2001 when she was 16, but proved
to be so suffocatingly jealous
of his nymphet wife that Berkova
divorced him two years later and
fled, penniless, for the neon
dreams of Moscow. What was a
pretty girl with no education to
do? Model, of course. But
Berkova was too short, and
someone at the modeling agency
let her down easy by suggesting
that other profession for a
pretty girl with no education:
porn.
Fast-forward to 2004, when a
19-year-old Berkova appears with
her (second) husband, Roma, as a
contestant on the reality TV
show Dom-2 (a rather explicit
Big Brother knockoff). Her
compromising history is quickly
discovered and revealed; Roma
gets up and, without batting an
eye, walks off camera, leaving
Berkova, who was summarily
kicked off the show, with an
exploding reputation that fueled
the sale of two million copies
of her hardcore porn debut,
retitled “Dom-2: How to Make
Love to Lena Berkova.” It even
outsold the blockbuster
meta-thriller Night Watch,
according to Sasha Valov,
Berkova’s new manager. Valov
wasted no time turning Berkova
into a multi-platform brand:
there’s the de rigeur music
career (her debut album is
called It’s Just SEX, recorded
with her girl band Min Net, a
play on the Russian for oral
sex), a Berkova-branded
television channel, OERTV, that
regularly holds contests for
luscious young “veejays,”, and
even a porn academy that trains
legions of young Berkovites.
Berkova has since
retired from the hardcore
circuit, triumphantly remarried
(a Ukrainian businessman), and
now limits herself to
high-concept “light erotica.” In
2005, she turned down the lead
role in “Yulia,” a half-hour
polit-porn written by a Russian
ultranationalist
parliamentarian, in which
Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia
Tymoshenko and Georgian
President Mikheil Saakashvili
join the mile-high club on a
helicopter.
Berkova, unwilling to do heavy
erotica on screen, opted instead
to play Tymoshenko’s innocently
clad 19-year-old daughter Zhenya,
a role she kept in the sequels,
“Yulia 2” and “Misha” (named for
Saakashvili). Berkova is now
working on an erotic biopic
about Russian pop icon Alla
Pugacheva, a sort of Cher-Barbra
Streisand-Liz Taylor amalgam.

INTERVIEW:
RUSSIA!: So how did you get into
porn?
Lena Berkova: It wasn’t because I wanted to but because I had to.
When I got to Moscow, I had no
money, my financial situation
wasn’t so great and—you know,
it’s hard to talk about it now,
but I got used to it. After a
while, I started to enjoy it. It
was nice to work with certain
stars and be in front of a
camera. I don’t hide my past.
I’m not ashamed of it; I’m proud
of it. It brought me fame and
everything I have today. I mean,
we all have sex, we all have
certain fantasies—it’s normal.
Maybe I even helped someone
along the way, helped someone
discover their sexuality, or
helped some married couple
explore their fantasies. You
should try it some time!
R!: Uh—
LB: Really, try it! You might
like it! Everyone has sexual
fantasies, it’s just a matter of
developing them.
R!: All right, I’ll think about
it. So what did your parents
think when you started doing
pornography?
LB: Well, obviously it was
really hard for them at first.
We fought a lot. I didn’t talk
to my mom for a long time. But
eventually, they realized they
couldn’t really do anything
about it and soon I was making
enough to support myself and I
started sending them money and
helping them out financially.
And then, when I became famous,
my mom finally recognized that
it was a good thing and now she
really supports me.
R!: Will you ever go back to
porn?
LB: No, I won’t go back to it.
It gave me a story, it gave me a
name, and I’m grateful for it,
but it’s enough. I want to work
on my music—I’m working on my
second album now—and I’m also
working on starting my own
political party. It’s going to
be called the Party of Love, and
it’s going to fight for the
rights of people of uncertain
orientation—homosexuals,
transvestites, you know, people
like that.
R!: Do you think gay people
choose to be gay?
LB: I think it’s a personal
thing. Everyone picks for
themselves, but I don’t think
there’s anything wrong with it.
I think that some people have it
in them when they’re born, and
when they’re older, they can
decide if they want to be gay.
Some people do choose to become
gay because it’s fashionable,
but I don’t think a really
heterosexual person would.
R!: Are you running for office?
LB: No, no, I’m still working
with Erica on developing the
party. Do you know Erica? She’s
a transsexual. Anyway, we’re
creating this party because
people aren’t so good about
these things in Russia, they
just don’t get it. We want to
protect them, to speak out for
them.
R!: Do you think Russia is ready
for a woman president?
LB: Oh, that’s a question of
politics, I don’t know. I don’t
want to talk about politics. But
I mean, why not, right? It won’t
happen for a while, though,
because women in Russia aren’t
considered—well, they’re often
not considered equal to men, at
least politically. You know,
founding this party, we’re
having a hard time getting our
political position out there.
R!: Is that because of the
political climate or because
you’re women?
LB: Oh, both, probably.
R!: Do you consider yourself a
feminist?
LB: (Laughter) Well, I guess I
am in my own way? Sometimes I’m
a feminist, sometimes not. I see
it more as a fight for equal
rights, you know? But equal
political rights. At the end of
the day, every woman wants to
lean on a strong man’s shoulder
and cry and feel like a
vulnerable woman.
R!: Who is the Russian woman?
LB: She’s a strong and
independent woman. But… without
a man, she probably isn’t too
happy.
R!: Why do you think American
men have such a thing for
Russian women?
LB: Oh, we’ll be here all day if
you want me to explain that one,
but really there is that idea
that the most beautiful women in
the world are in Russia. But
it’s more than that. Russian
women know how to feel their
men. We know what our men want
and what they need at each
moment. We’re more attuned to
our men.
R!: How is that different from
American women?
LB: Well, I don’t want to talk
badly about American women; I’m
sure they’re very nice, but
they’re more independent than
Russian women. They’re more, um,
egotistical?
R!: Have you ever gotten offers
to work in the U.S.?
LB: Well, I’ve worked with
American stars before, like this
one young lady, one of your porn
stars whose name I can’t
remember. Not Jenna Jameson,
someone else. Anyway, we’d like
to branch out into your market,
though, definitely. My friend
Sophia and I opened a new
modeling agency that wants to
bring Russian models to the U.S.
Our models are much thinner than
Western models, which we think
is an older ideal of beauty.
These days, everyone is using
the same big girls—they’re all
the same type. They’re all big.
So we said, why not? Why not
return to that classic ideal of
the thin woman? We have the very
thinnest models. The thinner,
the pricier.
R!: So how thin are we talking?
LB: Oh, about 5’ 7”, about 90 to
100 pounds.
R!: Do you think this might be a
dangerous ideal?
LB: Well, there is this concept
of anorexia. When you reach that
point, it’s a very, very bad
point. It’s one thing if a girl
that size feels good, if she’s
like that naturally; it’s
another thing if a girl goes
against her genes and does it by
force, you know? It depends on
the girl. If she has a good head
on her shoulders, she won’t do
it. A girl has to think for
herself. I can’t climb into her
head and tell her not to do it.
I personally don’t want to get
that thin, but it’s their
choice. I don’t see how I can
help them.
R!: So tell me a little bit
about the Porno Academy.
LB: Well, the Elena Berkova
Porno Academy is for girls who
want to do porn, some
professionally, some just for
themselves. We teach them how to
hold themselves in front of a
camera, what’s expected of
them—it’s really difficult work,
a really hard industry. In one
year, we get about 120 girls,
but only ten or twenty finish
the course because it’s really
hard work. Not everyone is
capable of opening themselves up
like that. So we teach them
things like striptease and the
basics of the industry, how it
works and stuff. We have
choreographers that teach them
how to strip and we have lots of
psychologists. It’s really hard
work, and sometimes even the
camera people need to talk to
them.
R!: What do the psychologists
counsel the girls on?
LB: You know, normal
psychologist stuff. The hard
thing about the industry is that
a porn film isn’t like real sex;
it’s scripted, it’s rehearsed.
And a lot of these girls aren’t
used to that, they’re not used
to being naked on camera, having
sex on camera. So the
psychologists talk to them and
explain to them that’s it’s not
that scary, it’s not a bad thing
to open yourself up like that.
R!: Has your work improved your
sex life?
LB: I don’t really like to talk
about my personal life, but
there’s no comparison. Before
and after—no comparison. Let’s
just say that there are certain
skills you learn that you put
into practice.
R!: So where do you see yourself
in ten years?
LB: Married, with a kid.
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