Sidecar Saga
By Chris Ross
The most fervent disciples of
the Ural motorcycle share a
conviction that the bike
possesses, in addition to the
signature sidecar carriage, a
sort of Russian soul. To look at
the sidecar—hung low to the
ground, compactly built, often
painted camouflage—inspires less
a feeling of saintly beauty than
grim utility. But the history of
the Ural may bear out its
spiritual nature better. Forged
deep in the hinterlands of
Western Siberia, it was a bike
born of bloody strife.
The Russian sidecar’s home,
Irbit, is a godforsaken little
town that sits in the shadow of
the Ural Mountains (hence the
cycle’s name). In 1941, as
Hitler was flooding the
Motherland with the minions of
his Barbarossa campaign, Irbit
seemed an ideal location for
producing the bikes, far from
the reach of German bombers. In
fact, the original Ural model
was based on the Germans’
superior BMW R75 line—the
Soviets swiped a few models,
took them apart, and
reverse-engineered the parts
back together at the Irbit
factory. The bike proved to be a
Red Army favorite: nimble,
durable, with sidecar-mounted
machine gun and two-wheel drive,
the Ural had teeth and could
survey intractable terrain. In
the 1950s, production was
switched to civilian use and
farmers found the sidecar adept
at transporting bags of
potatoes, sacks of grain, and
lumpy babushkas.
In the early 1990s, however, the
factory lost government
subsidization, and the Ural’s
domestic market vanished. On the
brink of collapse, the company
was rescued at the eleventh hour
by a band of enterprising
Russians who began exporting the
motorcycles to Europe and North
America. Consequently, these
areas remain the Ural’s
strongest markets today.
Currently under the ownership of
Irbitski Mototsikletny Zavod, or
IMZ-Ural, the bike maintains a
small but fiercely dedicated
clientele.
“There’s an extraordinary
passion about this bike,” said
Madina Merzhoyeva, an IMZ-Ural
representative based out of
Redmond, Washington. “Our
customers who own these
motorcycles give them human
names.” The typical Ural rider
today is likely a heavy-duty
grocery shopper, dog owner, or
cello player. Owners have coined
the term UDF, the Ural Delay
Factor,
for
the inevitable conversations
their ride tends to trigger:
“Wherever they go, to a grocery
store or a gas station, people
ask questions: Where did you get
this? How long did it take you
to restore it? What year is it?
They can never believe it’s a
brand new bike,” said Merzhoyeva.
The two major Ural bikes
produced today are the Gear-Up,
closest to the military
incarnation and popular with
hunters and cross-country
adventurers; and the Retro, a
hot item for vintage motorcycle
enthusiasts. Neither model,
however, handles like a typical
bike; there is a bit of a
learning curve. IMZ-Ural
representatives say some amount
of “crunchiness”—harsh gear
shifts and structural
stiffness—can be expected in the
bike’s first 1,000 miles. With
the sidecar, steering consists
less of leaning and more of
manual pushing and pulling.
Taking a turn with an empty
sidecar can cause the carriage
to lift clear off the ground,
making tight curves somewhat
breathless. In an attempt to
dispel the bike’s reputation for
shoddy craftsmanship, IMZ-Ural
recently introduced a redesigned
transmission and modern
features.
But it is partly the lack of
sophistication that lends the
bike its air of gritty
authenticity. Though the
sidecars of today may not sport
a Maxim machine guns, nor their
occupant Red Army fatigues, the
rough sound of a Ural engine
turning over is enough to make
even the most hardcore Russian
biker a little wistful.
Maybe that’s what they mean
about
a
soul.